May 2013
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may-magic-be-in-your-favor:
gatzzby:
hannahsneakers:
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
#book you threw across the room the hardest
#book that made you cry the most
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equiuszahhot:
“WARNING. This site contains adult content. By continuing you are confirming you are comfortable with the content of this site.” *confirms* *it is actually a web page of taxes and bills. I see things about the stock market that I don’t understand. This is a truly adult site and I was not prepared*
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a post about the subtitles on my harry potter vcd
eddplant:
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jaymhensley:
so i found my old vcd-copy of harry potter and the chamber of secrets and… i don’t know what’s more entertaining, the movie or the subtitles.
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I was cracking up on the train reading this. SO GOOD. :D
oh my GOD I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard ever
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smathmouth:
seeing cute and put-together 14 and 15 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did
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uhhhthena:
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jaymesmcguiness:
KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD
THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.
i’d have 6 free donuts.
I’m gonna steal my friend’s report cards.
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velleiite:
friendly reminder that no one cares about your body as much as you do~ [so stop obsessing] (✿◠‿◠)
(◉‿◉✿)(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
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noonereadstheurl:
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
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petcanadian:
staygold-hannah:
petcanadian:
australiansanta:
rosaparking:
australian bloggers are like a whole other species i love them and theyre all so frickin hot
no its almost winter here we’re freezing
no you guys don’t understand freezing. come to canada and say that to my face aussie
What are you gonna do Canada? Polite us to death?
well i could, but fuck that i’m cold....
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ieatgokudera:
EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
jusst-another-day:
simplymykayla:
cnnbreakingofficial:
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30
first the...
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shoutout to my boyfriend in the hospital with a severe case of non existence
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Having your friends close to your family can be really nice because when you tell stories involving your family, your friends get them and it’s nice that you can bring them to a party with your family, but it also has a downside. Like yeah, my family is pretty great and sometimes I think about how much I love them and how lucky I am that they are the way they are but then sometimes, I get...
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So tomorrow I start a summer class that lasts 2 hours a day for 4 days a week for 5 weeks and my best friend is in it and I’m just realizing that like that’ll be the first time in way too long of a time that I regularly spend time with someone who is consistently nice to me and how nice of a change that will be.
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yuppadupp:
thewholockgames:
districteverthorne:
what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too
calm down satan
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blindguymcsqueezie:
ditch-able-prom-date:
thetableistryingtoeatme:
Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.
shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”
shout out to everyone who is respectful about everyone elses beliefs
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colfer-swift:
why is chris brown still allowed to do things
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idiom: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how... →
michaonthemoon:
yaoibutts:
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de...
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big-booty-itches:
when your parents ask you to help them with technology
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the-fandoms-are-cool:
darrynek:
hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go
I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”
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fancifullauren:
irishfangirlshipper:
dorkstrider:
why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
It’s so they can sell us bags
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What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
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drarna:
RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER
WE LUV U STEPMOMMY
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tardisity:
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
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ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
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tickettoheaven:
chafing-nipples:
dangermat:
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide
that’s pretty fucking metal
I’d say it’s pretty fucking
bananas
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rneerkat:
if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business
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LIFE HACK
tf2maelgwyn:
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
I dont think thats how it works
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bananneli:
I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.
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